$$$$$$ or lack of it

I just checked my credit card statement online, almost flipped my lid.
Then I thought "oh wait...I had some work done on my car...got the carpets cleaned...and oh yeah, I had an abortion".

$395 should be a mother f*cking tax break, I no longer have something that would have been a dependent that I could have claimed.


Anonymous said...

I'm a bit late to this party, but wanted to let you know that you can take the cost of the abortion off of your taxes! It's a medical procedure. You can also take off for any medications, including Tylenol, so long as you have a receipt to show for it. But, seeing your circumstances & not being sure Joey knows about your abortion, I dunno' how it would play out when you give the bill or CC receipt to your accountant to file with your taxes. My CPA is freagin' awesome.

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