Ixnay on the ampon-tay

I wonder how long the bleeding after will last. Being the cheap bastard that I am, I refuse to buy a box of pads for this. Someone should invent an abortion-friendly tampon.

So I've been hogging the ones from work. They look circa 1970. They could stop death via hemorrhage i'm sure. I'm just trying to save considering I'm blowing $395 for this. So I'd like to save myself the $10 for pads and put it towards a ton of kleenex at the very least.

4 comments:

rachel said...

mine wasn't even as heavy as my period...it was just mega uncomfortable cause i hadn't worn pads since i was 14. take some from the doc's office after your to-do. i was down to pantyliners by day 4. abortion-friendly tampon -- another great invention!

Monica Geller said...

Phew, thanks for the info! Someone really needs to create a "how-to" guide for abortions!!!

rachel said...

REALLY. the pill-based procedure would have been better described as the exorcist of abortions. "a little discomfort and a lot of bleeding" was 180-degrees from what actually happened. i never want to experience something like that again in my life, even when it's ME dying...i don't know how i didn't bleed-out, altogether.

Monica Geller said...

From a lot of the things I've read online, the pill is overall brutal but people think it's more "natural"....hardly!

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